clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude 

(via martelovesyou)

crimsonsilenttumblingoceans:

history time!
do you see that little part of Norway that’s sticking into Sweden there? It’s a part of the county Nord-Trønderlag, also home to farmers and moonshine. 
once upon a time around the 1800s, Norway was in a union with Sweden. once upon a time before that, we were kind of together with Denmark for 400 years but nothing really happened. with this new-gained territory, Sweden wanted to redraw the borders, and it went all pretty well until Lierne.
The farmers in Lierne had always considered themselves Norwegian, but with the new map, they would be a part of Swedish territory, and who would want that. (it should probably be mentioned that while Norwegian and Sweden were in union, the Swedes gave us much more freedom than the Danish ever did. Our own constitution, king and stuff, but we still didn’t really want to be with them). 
So as the men drawing up the border came, a farmer gently invites the two Swedes in for a drink. If you’ve ever tasted moonshine (I hope for your own sake that you haven’t), you know that it’s some pretty heavy stuff. after a few drinks, the farmer sent the swedes, now very much drunk, away just around the borders of Lierne, and thus their pride as Norwegians were restored!
In other words if you ever wonder why there is a part of Norway randomly sticking into Sweden like that
know that it’s the result of home-produced alcohol and the Swedes being stupid as usual

crimsonsilenttumblingoceans:

history time!

do you see that little part of Norway that’s sticking into Sweden there? It’s a part of the county Nord-Trønderlag, also home to farmers and moonshine

once upon a time around the 1800s, Norway was in a union with Sweden. once upon a time before that, we were kind of together with Denmark for 400 years but nothing really happened. with this new-gained territory, Sweden wanted to redraw the borders, and it went all pretty well until Lierne.

The farmers in Lierne had always considered themselves Norwegian, but with the new map, they would be a part of Swedish territory, and who would want that. (it should probably be mentioned that while Norwegian and Sweden were in union, the Swedes gave us much more freedom than the Danish ever did. Our own constitution, king and stuff, but we still didn’t really want to be with them). 

So as the men drawing up the border came, a farmer gently invites the two Swedes in for a drink. If you’ve ever tasted moonshine (I hope for your own sake that you haven’t), you know that it’s some pretty heavy stuff. after a few drinks, the farmer sent the swedes, now very much drunk, away just around the borders of Lierne, and thus their pride as Norwegians were restored!

In other words if you ever wonder why there is a part of Norway randomly sticking into Sweden like that

know that it’s the result of home-produced alcohol and the Swedes being stupid as usual

(via martelovesyou)

seriously considering sarah jane or the fifth doctor or quin from superego for desucon day one

girl-with-the-spiderman-backpack:

Iron Man.
The style was influenced strongly by Czech artist Alphonse Mucha, when Mucha produced a lithographed poster, which appeared on 1 January 1895 in the streets of Paris as an advertisement. Initially named Style Mucha, (Mucha Style), his style soon became known as Art Nouveau.

girl-with-the-spiderman-backpack:

Iron Man.

The style was influenced strongly by Czech artist Alphonse Mucha, when Mucha produced a lithographed poster, which appeared on 1 January 1895 in the streets of Paris as an advertisement. Initially named Style Mucha, (Mucha Style), his style soon became known as Art Nouveau.

(via fishymalin)

undergroundstars:

This is gorgeous.

undergroundstars:

This is gorgeous.

(via fishymalin)

somethinghorrible:

nogloryfortea:

somethinghorrible:

what if our universe is just a tv show or some shit

whhat if people roleplay us

what if they dO FANART OF US

WHAT IF THEY COSPLAY OF US

WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US

WHAT IF THEY DRAW PORN OF US

THE FUNNY PART DOESN’T NEED TO BE REPEATED IN BOLD/ITALIC

(via classyprostitute)

prustens:

20 quotes to live by: Doctor Who Edition - #4

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

Third Doctor, The Time Warrior

and me. especially me.

sorry

five or six rabid teenage girls and an especially crazed teenage boy

i keep thinking what if matt smith or someone had come to oslo they’d have to call in the police to hold back maybe five or six rabid teenage girls

now they’re fighting

classmates are watching jb in oslo on tv2 web

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

(via clownharasser)

the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
  1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
  2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

Read More

(via passiveinferno)

seafiish:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

i want to play this as an online game

(via fennecat)